Thirteen years ago (back when we were very young) we adopted a lovely lady human called Sally. She settled in very quickly and in no time at all we thought of her as one of the family. A few years later Sally’s friend Mick moved in. We weren’t sure about him at first (we hadn’t shared with a male human before and they are a bit different) so we put him on probation, but soon enough we decided he could stay too. We let them have full use of the house and they are very good, they do all the cooking, they clean up after themselves and they don’t stay up too late. We couldn’t want for better company.